This is too funny not pass on:

Emergent Hipster – I thank you. Lord, that I am not like this traditionalist: stiff, irrelevant, uncool, a real Gen-Xer, not. I practice authenticity by coordinating my fashion with my spirituality. I only act virtuous when I feel like it; there’s nothing worse than hypocrisy. I look, speak, act and think like the rest of society so that I can show them how relevant Christianity is. I’m not so sure it’s working. Amen.

From “A Postmodern Retelling of the Parable of the Pharisee and the Publican” From Jason at AxeGrinder [Via]