July 15, 2006
Couch Repair
...knock, knock, knock
[opens door]
"Yes, I'm from Bassett. I'm here to look at your couch."
"Come in. The couch is right here."
"So you say the couch has a hole in it."
[Pointing at Couch Cusion] "Yea, on this cushion right here."
"Oh
[Awkward Silence]
"We'll have a new cushion for you in two to three weeks."
"That's it?"
"Yea. We'll call you when it's ready."
"Thanks."
[Closes Door]