I’ve seen some funny things over the Christmas Holidays…here are some of the best.
1) Smoking / Hacking
As I was walking into a store, I saw an elderly gentlemen walking out to his car. He was coughing and hacking and having a terrible time. It looked like he was going to spit up some nasty stuff… But the cough soon went away, and he reached into his pocket, grabbed a cigarette and lit it.
Genius.
2) Fuzzy Boots
In Starbucks, I saw two girls in their early teenage years. One had the largest, fuzziest, warmest looking boots I had ever seen. The other girl had flip flops on. Only in Houston…
3) Parking Lots
After I finished my shopping at the local mall, I proceeded to leave the parking lot as quickly as I could. However, before I could leave my row, no fewer than two cars decided to pull out in front of me. Of course, they glanced over their shoulder, looked me in the eyes, and continued to back out. Crazy! And then when I got to the restaurant to eat, the spot I wanted was occupied by a car waiting to back out. This time, however, they wanted to let me pass before backing out. Ohhhh, the irony!