So it’s Thursday and the end of the week. You finish a tiring day at the office and head up to Bdubs (Buffalo Wild Wings) for a little food and fun. And this is what one of those nights is like:
Sit down and order beverage.
Order dinner (boneless wings and potatoes…)
Eat
Pay bill
Start talking about odds and ends. Maybe talk about your friends. Movies. Sports. Traffic. Work. Yea, sometimes we talk about work. And best of all, we talk about picking your nose–and not only just picking your nose, but the correct etiquette for picking your nose (what you do with it when you’re done). Techniques for traffic nose-picking, and the rules regarding public / private picking. Interesting? Yes, but we’re not done yet.
Then we jump to the venerable dump. We review proper ways to occupy your time. And mainly, though, we discussed the proper technique for toilet paper use and consumpion, and learning in the end there is a wide range of toilet paper application techniques. But I’ll end there.
And best of all…we do this at the top of our lungs, most likely making the rest of the restaurant wonder what exactly we are talking about. If only they knew!