1) Arkansas has a lot of trailer parks. A lot. I see how the stereotypes came about.
2) Arkansas is beautiful. But not as much in the dark.
3) Texas roads are better than other states. There are so many fewer potholes.
4) The speed limits are way too low in other states. What’s up with 45mph on the highway?
5) Ouachita, OU and Oklahoma Baptist have nice campuses. OU isn’t friendly. OBU is so-so, but Ouachita is the nicest. Plus they have a personable president.
6) Why can’t Houston have deciduous trees (you know the ones that turn red in the fall)?
7) Why is Houston so flat? Saw II is terrible. It’s not scary. It’s gross, but it’s fun to watch people cover their mouths for the entire film.
9) I like driving. And I wish I could go faster!
10) I’m going to hate myself on Thursday morning when I go back to work!