I listen to a lot of music, and I’ve heard a lot of dumb lyrics. (I’m sure you’ve experienced this too…) Here’s a very abbreviated list of songs w/ dumb lyrics
1) “We Rock in Stilettos” -Unknown. It is repeated ad infinitum in a screaming / rap style. Terrible.
2) “Good is good and bad is bad.” -Cheryl Crow. She should take the Caption Obvious award for the month!
3) “Roses smell like poo-poo” -Outkast. I think this is funny, but it’s still dumb.
4) “Put on my airrrrr furce ones…” -Unkown. Stupid song about stupid shoes. Dumb!
5) “Bi***** ain’t s***” -Dr. Dre. Don’t ask me how I’ve heard this song. I don’t know how, but I recently heard it again. It’s dumb, it’s stupid, it doesn’t make sense. And it’s sad how it talks about women.
6) “Milk and cereal. Cereal and milk.” -Unknown. Really funny. Really stupid. Sorta entertaining, but straight up dumb!
7) “The thong song” -Unknown. Once again, don’t ask me where I heard this because I don’t know. Any song that yodels “thong” deserves to be in the dumb category!