Today was fun. I hung out with the coolest girl ever. Her name is Janae. If you don’t know her, you should. She might be one of the funniest people I know.
Dearest Janae,
If you are reading this, Let me count the ways I love thee…..1, 2, 3, 4, 5……just know that I’m tired of counting and that I really enjoyed hanging out with you today.
Anyways, I went to Galveston today with JANAE, David, Ryan, and Erin and I peed in the ocean….a lot. It’s a cool feeling. Then, we went to Chuck E. Cheese. I played ski ball a lot and I lost to my love, Janae. I tried really hard to beat her, but she is just far too superior. After all that, I realized that I smelt kind of bad, so I took a shower and it didn’t help. But, we all met up again to watch Hitch. I cried during it because…..I need a Date Doctor. Oh Hitch, please come and help me!
After the long day, I went home and dreamed of Janae. I miss her so much already that it hurts. Oh Janae…..until we meet again.
Sincerely,
Retard
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